Tracy/Jubilant/Alan; 22.

Above all else, I am an Assassin. Nothing is true.... everything is permitted.

+Assassin's Creed
+BioShock
+Legend of Korra
+Mass Effect
+Music
+My Little Pony
+Portal
+Reading/Writing
+Silent Hill
+Supernatural
+Tron

 

mister-lex:

After Elizabeth opens the wrong tear, Booker must defeat Comstock- on the field

mister-lex:

After Elizabeth opens the wrong tear, Booker must defeat Comstock- on the field

(Source: mister-fink)

"You chose to be in retail, so you should have been ready for asshole customers!"

Or you know, people could just not treat others like shit because they had to take on a job that HELPS you? A job that treats you like shit already, but can’t be left because no one else called back?

How about no.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

AC:3 the drinking game

take a shot whenever:

-Connor mentions Charles Lee (by first or last name)

-Obeys his fathers every wish

-when he says either

i) what do you propose

ii) what would you have me do

-a small yet annoying glitch appears

- Connor doesn't want people to touch him

Wow i had forgotten how harem-y yugioh got after season 3.

nyxelestia:

commander-dicktits:

makochantachibanana:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase

image

this gif is all we need to describe our past life

war flash backs so many war flash backs

Oh my GOD I feel old, now.

(Source: retropastel)